Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only
> to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the
> middle of her first run for president, and as Senator of New York this has
> happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately
> starts screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's
> going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't
> believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your
> fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?" There is nothing but
> dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me?"
>
> Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible
> whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

Not sure how it happened, but rumor is that it involved a doctor, a syringe, and a 10 foot pole.

That bitch should not be allowed to breed. Look at how ugly the first trail was. Arrrggghhh!
Paul B.

Not even Willie is THAT randy.