I have told this one before, but it's been a few years, so maybe some newbys can enjoy it. There was an old Hillbilly widower with 3 - 16-year-old triplite daughters who all had decided to go out on a date. The old man was not for it but they wore him down. So he said that his one concession was that their dates had to come up + meet him on the porch where he would be sitting in his rocker, with his 12G dbl. bbl. on his lap. The 1st kid shows up in an old sedan + says, "Hi, I'm Eddie + I came to get Betty, Is Betty ready?" The old man says that kid sure is dumb but safe enough.
Then the 2nd kid comes up in an old pickup + says, " Hi, My name is Joe, + + came to take Flo to the show, can Flo go?" The old man is thinking that this one was even dumber than the 1st, but safe enough. Directly there pulls up a red corvette, spinning gravel, + skidding to a stop + the Hollywood looking kid gets out a says, "Hey Old timer, my names Chuck"So the old man shot him.