An Amish Mother and daughter were riding into town in their horse drawn buggy. A little shopping, a little fun.
It was 28 degrees out and even the horse had frost on his bridle.
The girl had just turned 16. She didn't want to complain but her hands were cold. She mentioned it to her Mother.
"Put yer hands between your legs and they will warm up.'the mother told the girl.
Sure enough, Mom was right as usual.
The following week-end,the girl and her Beau were out working in one of the barns.He told her his hands were very cold.
She told him to put em between her legs and they would warm right up.....
The following week-end,His nose was cold......
About a month went by since the girl took her mothers advice. She was again riding into town with her mom.
She asked her mother,"Do you know anything about a mans penis?"
Knowing that this conversation would come someday,the Mother calmly replied,"Of course dear,why do you ask?"
The girl acted as if she had found a new friend and said, "Boy,don't they make a mess when they thaw out?"