mother and four year old son in the study by a neurologist.

Doctor: — Boy, please tell me, how many kitty's paws?
- Four.
— How many have kitty ears?
- Two.
— And how many kitty's eye?
- Two.
- Is there a kitty's tail?
- Mom, does this idiot never saw cats?!!


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A couple doctors talking in a big crowded party.

One said to the other: "hell of a lot of people here" "yep, a proctologists dream!"

George

After careful consideration; vash wins!