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Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?



Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old grandson out for a drive in the car for some quality time - pancakes, ice cream, candy... just him and his grandson.



One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his grandson always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their grandson for the drive & breakfast.



When they returned, the little boy anxiously ran upstairs to see his grandpa. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Not really, it was really boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass,liberal pinko, democrat Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim, camel humper, or son of a bitch,

anywhere we went!"



Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
 
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Kinda brings a tear to your eye,does,nt it?


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Now that was funny !!! dancing


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I posted that same little ditty last year on the eve of Thanksgiving. Walter banned me. It took over a month and the good graces of DRG for me to return. Be careful out there.

Oh yeah, Thanks again Don.

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