MAKING LOVE: The Italian says, "When I've a finished a
makina da love
withah
my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her
knees, she floats
6
inches above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've
finished making ze
love
with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen
Ah lick za soles
of
her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above
ze bed in pure
ecstasy."

The Alabama Redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've
finished pokin'
the
ol' lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder
and wipe my weener
on
the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling!"

An Italian guy, a French guy and a British guy were sitting next to each other at the gate waiting for their delayed aircraft.

The Italian guy complains about the delay, he could have stayed in bed longer, after all he made love to his wife three times last night, and this morning she said "my darling you are the finest lover I have ever known" and made him a fine breakfast of croissants at 5am.

The Italian replies - "that is nothing! I made love to my wife 8 times last night, this morning she told me I am the finest lover the world has ever known and served breakfast to me in bed".

The English man is silent, so they turn to him waiting for his reply. "OK", he reluctantly replies, "I had sex with my wife last night". "Only once?" the Italian asks, "yes only once" the English guy replies. The French guy is laughing - so what did she say to you this morning? "ah" he replies "she said dont stop".

excellent one marsh mule

Marsh - You blew me out of the water with that one! Thanks.