An AR member wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three babes. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.


Our friend was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new rifle, some new reloading stuff, and some expensive camo gear. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, our friend is impressed.


The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.


Obviously, our bud was impressed.



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



And of course, like any good AR member, he married the one with the biggest boobs.



You knew that was coming, right?.

He should have become a Mormon... And married ALL three.

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Originally posted by N E 450 No2:
He should have become a Mormon... And married ALL three.

Just remember what the penalty for bigamy is-

2 (or more) mothers-in-law!



Rminds me of another joke-

A guy calls his Mom and tells her he is engaged. He brings his fiance home to meet her, but instead of one woman he brings 4!

He tells his Mom "One of these lovely women is my fiance, but before I tell you which one it is I'd like you to guess"

So the Mom looks at them all closely, and says "The 3rd one"

The son say "You're absolutely right! I KNEW you'd be able to pick out who would be your future daughter-in-law! How did you know?"

And the Mom says "I don't like her"

ouch X two!!

When I was 21 I used to think it would be the greatest thing on earth to have three wives. Legend in my own mind about my capability. Got two fine young women in bed together for a weekend. That popped that balloon in about three hours the first night, about two the second.
Now, I'm just glad if my wife brings the morning paper in and makes a pot of coffee before she heads off to work.

Rich