An absolutely gorgeous brunette (I'm partial to brunettes and this is my joke) visits a gynecologist.

The doctor takes one look at her and all professional behaviour goes out the window. He tells her to strip naked and she does.

As she is sitting on the exam table, the doctor runs his fingers lightly up and down her naked thighs. He asks: " Do you know what I'm doing?" The brunette replies: " Yes, I do, you're checking for skin abrasions or any skin abnormalities".

Next the doctor begins to lovingly fondle the brunette's admittedly luscious breasts. He asks her: " Do you know what I'm doing?" The brunette replies:" Yes, you're checking for any lumps that might indicate possible cancer".

Now the doctor puts the brunette down on the exam table and gets up and enters her.

The doctor asks: " Do you know what I'm doing?".

The brunette replies: " Yes, you're getting herpes".