The man goes to the doctor:
- Doctor, help me, my psyche is on the verge of collapse. All because of my wife.
You know, she's always ahead of me. Money gets more
I, vodka can drink more than me, run faster than me, plays
me in tennis, chess...Oh, I'm nothing...I
can't...(sobs)
The doctor:
- You need to win over her victory, otherwise you
be persistent inferiority complex. Let's think about how.
Hour together thought and finally came up with.
The cheerful man comes home and says to his wife:
- And let's bet that I'm above you on the wall pee.
We went to the yard, the wife takes off skirt , lifts one leg in a vertical split and with turn - fui-i-ite!!!.
They measured - three feet four inches in height.
The man grins, unzips his pants, pulls out, takes aim, and then the wife says to him:
- Well, you still get up the stairs! You come on like me, to be honest - NO HANDS!