An Aussie stockman (drover/cowboy) and his wife had just got married and stopped at an outback hotel on their wedding night.


The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'Do you want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied,


"Nah mate, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.."

Another I heard years before. Same preamble;when they get to the suite,he starts throwing all of the furniture in the hallway to only leave a vacant room.She asks him what he's doing + he replies "well mate ,I've never had a woman before,but if you're anything like a kangaroo,we'll need all the room we can get."

I'd forgotten that one .....