Leo,(Shumba, Simba) king of beasts awakens one morning and surveys his domain. He feels in a real fighting mood. He walks up to an antelope and asks: " Who's the king of beasts?" The antelope, on the edge of collapsing, responds weakly: " You are!"

The lion growls at the antelope:" Don't ever forget it! -and walks away.

Next Leo approaches a zebra: " Who's the king of beasts?". The zebra, trembling in terror says:" You are". Again, the lion says: "Don't ever forget it!" -and stalks away.

Now the lion comes to an old bull elephant and growls his question: " Who is the king of beasts?"

Without a word, the elephant seizes the lion, picks him up and dashes him repeatedly against a tree trunk. As the lion lies on the ground, gasping for breath, the elephant, for good measure, stomps on him a few times.

As the elephant moves off (still without saying a word), the lion shouts after him:" "Just because you don't know the answer is no reason to get so mean about it!"

Mule is king here

Yes, it's all in the attitude!

Now that's good.