Anyone know or recall the joke where a friend is trying to help a buddy impress a girl with a Shakespeare quote but he gets it all messed up? I think it was from a sonnet quote about how beautiful the girl is compared to various things. The friend mis-quotes all of it from the word go. Can't seem to find it anywhere on the ether-world. Not much help I know but if anyone has hints they would be appreciated...

Something like:"Me thinks I'll snatch a kiss" And a couple of words got reversed.

"My love is like a red red rose..."

I think it translates into: never mess with anything that can bleed for a week and live.

me love is like a red, red rose.
That op's in the month of June.
Me love is like a melody
that's sweetly sung in tune.
So, fare thee well my only love,
fare thee well a while.
for I will come to you, my love.
though it be a thousand mile.