Important Lesson!

Mark was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him
for a couple of dollars for dinner.
Mark took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of
dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" Mark asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to
spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on deer corn to hunt deer instead of food?"
Mark asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20
years!"
"Well," said Mark, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm
going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by
my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with
you for doing that???
Mark replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a
man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting!"

And she will never understand. (Sorry ladies for this blanket policy but by + large it is true.)

Love this one!! Stealing it...