During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
" Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
" Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
" No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"