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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!


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That's so true!
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That sounds like a blooper from the old Art Linkletter show. Kids Say The Darndest Things.
 
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Reminds me of Johnnie's day in school. Teacher shows Johnny a picture of a deer and asks what kind of animal it is ? Johnny's puzzled so she gives him the same clue, What does your mommy call your Daddy at times? So, that's what a Horny Bastard looks like. Big Grin

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