A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better, I
have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up
his umbrella by mistake.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella
and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead.
What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly."