Medical distinction between Guts and Balls


There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

rob

You can always tell a single guy here.

Rich

It will be 19 years married in February , my good man!
robz

quote:

You can always tell a single guy here.

You just can't tell him much.

An what is this, guts or balls?

You show up at home at 2AM with a girl on each side and say to your wife:

"Be a buddy and tell them you are my sister."