: Tarzan







A couple of movie critics were discussing old movies and wondered
whatever happened to Tarzan. So they decided to look for him and ask
him a few questions. Finally they located him, and the conversation
went like this:

Tarzan how come we haven't seen you in a movie in a long time?

Well, I've had a bad case of arthritis and I can't swim anymore
or jump from branch to branch.

What about Jane, Tarzan?

Jane is in really bad shape. She has Alzheimer and doesn't know
who I am anymore.

What a shame. What can you tell us about your son Boy?

Well, we don't see much of Boy lately. He stopped going to
school and he only comes around to see us when he needs money or a
favor.

That's sad Tarzan. What about Cheetah. Have you heard anything
about her?

Oh Cheetah. She's really doing well. She married a lawyer and
is now living at the White House.