A new term for certain jokes known as "Lesbionics"





1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet





2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke



3. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.


4. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung .


5. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.



6. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.



And a favorite....




7. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers?

100 people that don't do Dick.

I Like The last One!!

Lol, the canoe one got me. What do you call a fat lesbian? A bushhog

Latin name for a lesbian dinosaur: Lickalotopuss
And for a gay dino: Megasoreass

I have tears rolling!
Zeke

Great,,thanks<<<<

What do you call two 'modern' female county maintenance workers?
Ditch diggers

What do you call two 'modern' female lumberjacks?
Hatchet wound honeys

you saved the best for last...

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? She kept having affairs with men.

What do lesbians call an open can of tuna?

Potpourri

How does a lesbian hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Have yall seen the new 'modern' female porn flick or the latest 'modern' female horror flick ?



Debbie does ditches and
No balony or sausage after dark.

What will one never find in a 'modern' females refrigerator or cooler ?



Cream cheese

We have 2 new 'modern' female restaurants in town. Modern woman bistro and the kitten club.



The only items on the menu are tuna tacos, bearded clams, oysters, unbuttered muffins and white wine. Vegetable oil is provided w/ all orders.

2 'modern' females heard a/b a new bar in town that catered to 'their' type. They drove around looking for and had the general vicinity. They saw a place that had a discreet sign that simply said--bar. They weren't sure, but decided to check it out. Upon entering, there was a poster on the wall that read
Liquer in the front, poker in the rear.
They knew they had found the right place.

What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge

Tx Kill,just an old one from those of us in the day. What are the 3 pts of your wood stove? Lifter,leg,+ poker.