This guy was VERY light in his loafers goes to this Hollywood party + sees a man who really caught his eye + asked the waiter who he was, to the reply, "Well, that's Dr. Denton. the world famous proctologist." Well our lad didn't meet him that night but made an appointment at his office. When he shows up for the exam the doc has him on the table face down + says, "Lets see what we can find. BY GOD, IT'S A LONG STEMMED ROSE!" The chap turns his head a bit + says "Read the card."