I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday for a look at the new F-250 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel and smell." The salesman, wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin, sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter, and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round. The guy had no sense of humor: I had to walk back to the dealership.

He should have had to walk back;remember the cardinal rule in sales,"The customer is always right." In this case you actually were!But then the libs have a very distorted sense of sense.

What do you call a Ford P/U with dual exhausts?

A wheelbarrow...

I'm sorry to hijack the thread, but I just couldn't help myself.

And the seats should have looked like lips so they could kiss everybody's backside.

Did you know that Ford is making their pickup trucks with heated tailgates? That's so that when you're pushing your truck home in the winter your hands will stay warm.