I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?" I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn't quite know how to respond.



I decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.



When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it's for company!”



Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, ‘An ambulance. I wrote "another Doctor".


The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they are really in trouble.

Did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells "Theirs".

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ah! Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

May you always have Love to Share, Cash to Spare, and Friends Who Care.

Good Ones.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Or some times just thinking about buying a new one.

We all know that the new car key fobs can be expensive.

I missed placed one a year ago.

Well I finely decide it was time to get another new one.

Well with that in mind I was getting ready for a Montana hunting trip.

I was digging around for stuff when I notice a key chain flash light laying in a box.

I said that would be a nice light to take along.

As I picked up the light my lost fob came with it.

130 dollars saved.

I was at the Jaguar dealer a few months ago. A woman was there wanting to replace her fob.
Dealer told her $650.00
Mine is now welded to my hip.

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Originally posted by p dog shooter:

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Or some times just thinking about buying a new one.

We all know that the new car key fobs can be expensive.

I missed placed one a year ago.

Well I finely decide it was time to get another new one.

Well with that in mind I was getting ready for a Montana hunting trip.

I was digging around for stuff when I notice a key chain flash light laying in a box.

I said that would be a nice light to take along.

As I picked up the light my lost fob came with it.

130 dollars saved.

Words of wisdom from Robert E. Heinlien. "You can always find change under the sofa cushions."