Many years ago when immigrants were flocking to America on ships from Europe there were two men on one of those ships who began talking. Both were very excited about a new life in a new land. They made a pact that they would assimilate and become Americans as quickly as possible.

When they got to New York they disembarked and saw a vendor with a sign that read, "HOT DOGS 10 CENTS" One immigrant turned to the other and said,, "They eat DOGS in America!!" The other said, "Well, we said we would assimilate and I'm hungry and the price is right." They agreed and went to get a hot dog.

They each got their package and when the first one opened his he looked at the other guy and asked, "What part did you get?"

Ha ha that's funny

Every time when I read this joke on the AR, I really laugh.

You missed the part after they had eaten their dogs!

They went to the post office to send postcards to their families.

In the post office, they saw a big poster with a black man on it saying WANTED FOR RAPE!

One turns to the other and says "Why do these guys always get the best jobs??