> Holy Soap
>>
>> Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and
>> step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
>>
>> Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
>> bothering to dress.
>>
>> He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the
>> showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading
>> his way.
>>
>> Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like
>> he's a statue.
>>
>> The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun
>> suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops
>> a bar
>> of soap.
>>
>> "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her
>> theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.
>>
>> Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
>>
>> Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
>> three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then
>> yells . . . "Holy Mary, Mother of God hand lotion too

I like that one