David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
10 A below par performance is considered damn good.
9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8 It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
7 Foursomes are encouraged.
6 You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5 Three times a day is possible.
4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
3 If you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday.
2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the number one reason why golf is better than sex .
1 If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.