A state trooper pulls a guy over for speeding.

He walks up to the drivers door after he pulled over;

Trooper: May I see your drivers license?
Citizen: No sir.
Trooper: why not?
Citizen; Because it was taken away from me.
Trooper: Why was that?
Citizen; Reckless Driving and Driving while Under the Influence.

Trooper: Well Can I see your regisration and insurance papers then please?
Citizen: Nope
Trooper: Any reason why not?
Citizen: Yup, it ain't my car.
Trooper: Well whose is it?
Citizen: I don't know I stole it.

Trooper: Well maybe they might just be in the glove compartment.
Citizen: I don't think so
Trooper; Did you look?
Citizen: No but it was empty when I put the 357 in there.
Trooper: You have a loaded firearm in the glove compartment? Why?
Citizen; I used it to hold up the lady I stole the car from.

Trooper: well what happened to the lady?
Citizen: I put her body in the trunk
Trooper: You put her body in the trunk?
Citizen: what else was I going to do with it, couldn't put it in the back seat.

Trooper: You don't mind waiting here a few seconds while I make a quick call would you sir?
Citizen: Sure no problem

Trooper goes back to the cruiser and calls the situation in to headquarters.

In 3 minutes 15 state troopers and a SWAT team show up. The trooper captain tells the trooper that he will handle the situation from here on out.

Trooper Captain walks back up to the car's drivers side.

Captain: Sir can I please see your drivers license?
Citizen: sure sir, pulls out his drivers license and everything is current and in good order.
Captain: Can I see your registration and insurance papers please?
Citizen: Sure no problem
He shows his insurance and registration and everything is in good order and current.

Captain: I understand you have a loaded weapon in your glove box sir.
Citizen: I don't think so sir.
Captain; would you mind opening your glove box so that I can check sir?
Citizen: Sure no problem
Citizen opens the glove box and the captain sees no firearm at all it is only empty.

Captain: I understand sir that you may have a body in your car's trunk sir, do you mind opening your trunk?
Citizen: A Body? that is crazy! But he opens the trunk and all that is in there is a spare tire a jack and a lug wrench.

Captain: Sir I have a problem here.
My officer reported to us that you had no drivers license, were driving a stolen car, had a loaded weapon in your possession and a body in the car's trunk, yet I find nothing?
What gives?

Citizen: I bet the lying Son of a Bitch tried to tell you I was Speeding too, didn't he???

seafire,

Thank you. After the good laugh this gave me, I think I'll sleep. Have a good weekend.