There was this gent out on the links when another fellow comes up + asks if he can play with them. No problem. During the game, the 1st asks the 2nd what was his line of work + the lad says that he is a professional assassin + gets $1000.00 per shot. About this time they are passing by the home of #2 + he notices that his wife + next door neighbor are naked in the upstairs bedroom. The husband is enraged + asks the hit-man to kill them both. I want that AH who is always talking about his dick to get shot right there. + I want that loud mouthy bitch shot right in the mouth. Can you do it?!! No sweat says the guy + takes aim + waits + waits; directly the husband says "Aren't you gonna shoot?!" + the hit man says, just hold on , I think I can save you a $1000.00.