When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
Be
sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair,
open
the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become
chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins, take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a
statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not
work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson"...

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT
IS WORSE THAN YOURS!

Thanks, wonderful!

I don't think I'll be checking my temperature anymore.