Halloween


A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween

party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head

and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his

problem.


A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:


Dear Sir,


Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted

handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden

leg, you will be just right as a pirate.


Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.


The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized

his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week

goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:


Dear Sir,


Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover

your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look

the part.


Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.


Now the man is really upset since they have gone from

emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so

again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.

The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:


Dear Sir,


Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the

molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your

ass and go as a caramel apple.

, was good for one coffee spit now I have to clean computer, keyboard, and monitor