This may be fake news!



Woman Shot In The Head.

Linda Burnett, 23, a?? former University of Texas Cheerleader, was visiting her in-laws in San Diego, Ca. and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up.

Her eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay.

Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and
had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed
that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the
inability to tell time on her head injury).

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head.?? From the back seat a Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When?? she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.

Linda is blonde, an Austin, TX Democrat, and an Biden supporter; but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to
be Trump's fault.

Wooooo Hoooo.

That reminds me of the one about the woman that goes to her mother with the complaint that she just can't keep a man. He mother tells just shut up + let me show you.She goes into the kitchen + comes back with a tin of biscuits,raps it open,throws one on the floor,hikes her skirt,squats + picks up the biscuit (w/o) use of her hands).She says you practice this + you'll have no problem keeping a man.2 weeks later she brought a guy home + decided to show him her biscuit trick but when she squatted down she farted + was so embarrassed.He told her her,"No baby,don't worry,if that sucker will growl at a biscuit,I want to see what it will do with a piece of meat."