Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped a card on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Les' wife, Sue, spread her legs. She wasn't wearing any panties under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again quickly, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, he went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Les' wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you liked under there?'

Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, indeed he did.

She said, 'You can have it, but it will cost you $500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 1:00PM. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les' house at 1:00PM sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom, and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim then quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Les came home from golf at 6pm. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.'

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, '...and did he give you $500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.

Les, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Sue took a shallow breath and never blinked; and THAT, my friends, is how you play poke-her.

I'll never look at that word the same again!!!

Poker At Its Best!!