A woman had given birth and the nurse brought the baby into her room for her to see it for the first time. The nurse said ,"I must warn you the baby is black." The woman said, "I was in an x rated movie and I seem to recall there was a black man in the cast." The nurse said, "The baby has slant eyes." The woman said, "there was an Asian gentleman in the cast." The nurse said, "the baby has high cheek bones". The mother said, yes there was a Native American man as well." With that the nurse hands mom the baby. Mom slaps the baby on the butt and it starts crying. The mother said, "Thank God, I was afraid it would bark or neigh."