Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. This may even be funny shit. Consider:

You can get shit-faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shinola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits,
crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give shit, take shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, other days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

It's the basic building block of the English language. Once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else! You can pass this along if you give a shit, or don't if you don't give a shit. But one way or the other, just remember, shit happens!

without a doubt---eternal words of wisdom

Without a "shit," the funniest thing I read today!!!

No shit!!!!

the chef

Shit that is funny indeed!!

the chef

What kind of shit is that?

Thats one of George Carlins skits isnt it?

I think it sure as shit is.

Yes, it could be some of his old shit. I'm getting to where I prefer reading shit on the Humor Forum instead of the same old shit on the other forums, especially the shit posted by our esteemed benefactor on the Political Forum.

I love hanging around the humor forum. There is some funny shit here. I hope this forum starts getting more traffic than it does.

George Carlin

quote:

Have you noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?