There was this Arab wanting to cross the Sahara so he went to see Honest Ahab's used camel lot.He had a real creampuff that was guaranteed to make it across the desert. He buys it,waters it + sets off. He does'nt even make it half way + the camel is dragging,so he turns around + confronts Honest Ahab. Ahab asks him if he watered it properly + the guy says,I let him drink his fill.Ahab says,there's your problem,watch this. He produces 2 bricks + as soon as the camel has his nose in the water,he slams them together on each side of the camel's codsack. The camel gives a great WHOOSH = damn near drains the trough.He says,now that's the proper way to water the camel. The guy says,but damn,does'nt that hurt? Ahab says,No, you've got to be careful to keep your thumbs out of the way.

I know it's lame; I was reaching down memories joke lane.I'll try to better the next time.