A guy goes into the confessional box, after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters & sits down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies - who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears the priest coming and says "Father, forgive me, its been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest responds, "Get out, you idiot, you're on my side! "

Drunk goes into a confessional + starts dozing off. The Priest,tired of waiting starts to tap on the divider. The drunk mumbles,"There's no use knocking. There's no toilet paper in this stall either."