The class have to use adult words in sentences.

Little Lisa is first up and says at the weekend we wisited my granny and we took the chuchu.
Teacher no Lisa the adult word is train.

Little Mona says: We were on a farm and i saw momos and oinkoinks.
Teacher no Mona the adult words are cows and pigs.

Little Johnny goes forth and says at the weekend i read a book called...... And pauses for a good while, then follows: Winnie the shit!



Little Johnny is asked to use the word Fascinate in a sentense.
Johnny replies: My sister got a new shirt and it has ten buttons. But her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.

Little Johnny at school when the teacher asks who can use the word beautiful in a sentence. Suzie raises her hand + says I saw a little deer + it was beautiful. Sally raises her hand + says I went outside last night + the sunset was beautiful. Little Johnny says Last night my sister came home with her new boyfriend + he was black. My dad said beautiful just fucking beautiful.

Little Johnny was late for school. He told the teacher as he was leaving for school, two dogs were chasing each other in the yard. When the first one ran into a fence the second one ran right up it’s ass! The teacher said now Johnny you say rectum. He said rectum hell, killed em both.

The class is asked to use the word Definetly in a sentence.

John starts out by saying: The sky is definetly blue.
Teacher: But the sky can be gray and black at night.
Lisa says: The forrest is definetly green.
Teacher: But in autum the forrest is yellow, orange, red and brown.

Little Johnny says: Mam may i ask a question?
Teacher: Go ahead.
Little Johnny: Is there lumbs in a fart?
Teacher: No i never heard of that:
Little Johnny: Then i definetly sh!7 my pants!