There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman sat in a bar. The Englishman goes to the bar and orders the drinks and as he's stood there he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns round and there's Mike Tyson who says "I'm Mike Tyson, former World Heavyweight Boxing champion of the world, Baddest man on the planet, multi millionaire, and I fuck white women." THe Englishman replies, "Yeah, fair enough mate", takes his drinks and goes and sits back down.

Half an hour later the Scotsman goes to the bar, and as he's stood there he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns round and there's Mike Tyson who starts "I'm Mike Tyson, former World Heavyweight Boxing champion of the world, Baddest man on the planet, multi millionaire, and I fuck white women." THe Scotsman replies, "Good on you mate, whatever takes your fancy." He takes the drinks and goes and sits back down.

Another half an hour passes and the Irishman goes to the bar, and the Englishman and Scotsman watch as Mike Tyson goes up to him, they see them speak, and then the next thing they know, Mike Tyson punches the Irishman, who flies across the room and lands in a heap on the floor. A couple of minutes later the Irishman has picked himself up and makes it back to the table with drinks and the other ask him what happened? "Well, I was stood at the bar when i felt a tap on my shoulder, so I turned round and there's this bloke there, and he starts saying I'm Mike Tyson, former World Heavyweight Boxing champion of the world, Baddest man on the planet, multi millionaire, and I fuck white women." The other two say, "Yeah he said the same to us, but why did he punch you?" "Well, I said, I'm not surprised mate, if I had all that money, I wouldn't fuck spades either!"