> A guy was in a bar about
> as drunk as it's possible to get.A group of guys notice
> his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him
> home.
>
> First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can
> find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell
> down eight more times on the
> way to
> the car, each time with a real thud.
>
> After they get to his house, he falls down another four
> times getting him to the
> door.
>
>
> His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We
> brought your husband home."The wife asks,
> "Where's his wheelchair?
>

In regards to a drunk; several years ago 2 buddies of mine got pulled over. Bud was driving + yes he was drunk. The cops had him dancing a jig on the sidewalk, this foot, that foot, etc. Then they asked if his buddy was drunk as well. He told them to wake him up easily as he was asleep on the passenger side. The cop taps his nightstick on the window + again, Wes finally wakes up kinda + thinking they're home thinks it's Bud so he just pops off "Fxxx you G.D. cockxxxxx. Then when the cop knocks again he cracks one eye + sees the cop there + he cranks down the window + the cop asks him if he was drunk to which Wesley replied, "Well what if I am you stupid SOB, what are you gonna do, arrest me for sleeping while intoxicated?" They let them go but this was the 70s.

A drunk wanders around in front of a bar with his carkeys in his hand.
Cop walks up and asks: What seems to be the problem my good man?
Drunk: They stole my car.
Cop: Where did you lase see it?
Drunk: Right here at the end of my key.
Cop: Sir do you know that your penis is hanging out of your trousers?
Drunk: Awhh man, they stole my girlfriend too!

quote:

Originally posted by xgrunt:
> A guy was in a bar about
> as drunk as it's possible to get.A group of guys notice
> his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him
> home.
>
> First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can
> find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell
> down eight more times on the
> way to
> the car, each time with a real thud.
>
> After they get to his house, he falls down another four
> times getting him to the
> door.
>
>
> His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We
> brought your husband home."The wife asks,
> "Where's his wheelchair?
>