A woman is suing the doctor because her husband lost interest in sex after surgery. She said they had smoking sex before and now he has NO interest. The doctor was asked about the surgery. He stated all he did was remove his cataracts.

Like the Wal-Mart greeter seeing this fat, ugly, rude woman entering with 2 kids in tow; 1 @ 7 yrs. + another at 3 yrs. He says, "Nice looking kids ma'am, are they twins?" She shouts back to him, of course they're not twins you idiot! He just calmly replied, "I thought they might be because I can't imagine anyone having sex with you twice."