You've seen the commercials -
>“An erection lasting more than 4 hours.…”
>
>But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection
>lasting more than 4 hours?
>
>I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
>The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist
>as she and her sister owned the store, and there were no male
>employees. She then asked if she could help me.
>
>I said that I would prefer to speak to a male pharmacist.
>
>The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional
>and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that
>she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
>
>I agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but I
>get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a
>lot of problems and severe embarrassment and
>
>I was wondering what you could give me for it?”
>
>The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister".
>
>
>When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length
>and this is the absolute best we can do:
>
>...1/3 ownership in the store,
>
>...a company pickup truck,
>
>...a king size bed, and
>
>...$3,000 a month in living expenses"
>

shamelessly STOLEN from Buddy Hackett