A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room.

She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.

He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in.

He says, "What's this?"

She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."

He goes, "Geez... oooh.... I..."

She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to get an ashtray."

Got a Giggle Out Of Me!!

That reminds me of a true story that a contractor buddy of mine told me. He was presenting a bid to a General Contractor + the guy left the room to get a cup of coffee. Chris noticed a competitors bid on the guys desk but there was a coke can covering the price quote at the bottom, so he picked up the can to see the other guys price but there was no bottom in the can that was full of BBs. He just got up + left.