Gidday Guys,

Rednecks are now world famous. Check this out from half way round the world

Redneck heritage celebrated

Happy Hunting

Hamish

when i was stationed in NC i saw a house that had all these beat up cars in the yard. they had a sign that said "cars in yard is not 4 sale".

If instructions to your yard sale include "...turn off the gravel road at...".

or if your wife or mother's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.


Rich
DRSS

If your daughter has a practice pole in the living room.

True story......

If you ever cried because your pig died....

if redneck jokes remind you of ....... you!

If you ever ate your pet pig for dinner.

If your class voted you "Most likely to return fire."

If you ever gave your grandmother a gift basket with RedMan in it.
(true)

If you have two pistols on your kitchen counter.One for four legged rats and the other for two legged rats.

.....if you've ever strung Christmas lights on the antlers nailed to the front porch railing.

Guilty

You take digital pictures of your hunting trip, but can't figure out how to post them on AR.

quote:

Originally posted by tnekkcc:
You take digital pictures of your hunting trip, but can't figure out how to post them on AR.

I know someone like that....

That is not funny! Oh color my neck red.

Nice picture of Seafire on his way to the chuck wagon.

If you've ever used a powerline spool as a table at a wedding reception.

You may have a redneck beer belly, if you turn sideways to squeeze through a narrow passage, but you can't squeeze through any better.

quote:

Originally posted by Brice:
Nice picture of Seafire on his way to the chuck wagon.

This is how Brice, Seafire, and Tnekkcc see ourselves:





But this is how other see us:

quote:

Originally posted by tnekkcc:
You may have a redneck beer belly, if you turn sideways to squeeze through a narrow passage, but you can't squeeze through any better.

quote:

Originally posted by Brice:
Nice picture of Seafire on his way to the chuck wagon.

This is how Brice, Seafire, and Tnekkcc see ourselves:





But this is how other see us:

really?
i kind of see them like this..

My god, tnekkcc, have you no conscience? That's a poster boy for Budweiser.

quote:

Originally posted by KSTEPHENS:

i kind of see them like this..

Whadaya mean?
None of us are smokers, and none of us are that young and skinny.



You want to see homos?
When I go to the Seattle Capitol Hill QFC grocery store to get flowers on Easter for the cemetery there, I am happy to see homos. They are more normal than the other shoppers

quote:

Originally posted by Brice:
My god, tnekkcc, have you no conscience? That's a poster boy for Budweiser.

I think he may have trapped gas or photo shop.

I know of a guy that lives in a trailer house on a small plot of land near Hutto Texas. He has pet feral hogs that live under his trailer. All the hogs are named.

He is not married

I have a bathroom in the basement with a case of toilet paper on the back of the toilet, and a book case full of reloading books. But I am only a red-neck-wanabe.

I know a redneck that is not married that has a living room with the walls covered with deer and elk heads. There is a stack of VCR porno tapes next to the TV in the living room. He has car parts covering the dining room table. His bedroom is for reloading and gun storage.

If you have a toilet sitting in your front yard. I don't mean an outhouse either.

Aha, tnekcc, now I know! You not only live in my neighborhood, you're the guy who's been breaking into my house and watching my porno tapes in the afternoon! Where do you cash in your food stamps now that the Safeway has been demolished?