A man points at the sidewalk and says: W W W W W W W W, Now you stepped in it.

A man comes into the doctors waitingroom, looks at the other fellow and says: W W W W W W W W W W Whats the matter with you?
First guy says i have trouble with my prostate.
W W W W W W W W W What is that all about?
Ahhh, i piss like you talk.

Fellow stands at a busstop and a guy comes up to him and says: W W W W W W W W W What time is it?
Fellow says nothing.
The stutterer asks again and still no reply.
He leaves and a man on the bench in the busstop says: He asked you politely for the time and you didnt ansver him, how rude.
Fellow says: D D D D D D D D D Do you think i will have my ass kicked?

A school teacher talks to the children about the fact that only humans stutter and a small gitl says out loud: My cat studdered.
The teacher tries to explain that it is a human trait but the girl is persistent.
So the teacher says to the little girl: Please explain about your cat.
The little girl says: Well yesterday i was in our back yard playing and the cat lay in the grass sunbathing. The big rottweiler next door somehow got under the fence and the cat stuttered F F F F F F F and before it could say fuck the rottweiler had eaten it.