A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached
by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle. "You're bullshitting me, right? You don't even know the way to the Post Office!”

Good One!!

Little boy sits on the steps and play with a mason jar filled with a clear liquid.
A preacher sees this and asks the boy: What do you have there.
The boy replies: It's the most powerfull liquid known to man, kerosene.
Father says: But my son holy water is the most powerfull liquid in the qorld. If i rub it on a ladys tummy she will pass a baby.
Boy says: Shoot father, if i rub this on a cats a$$ it will pass a Harley.