A Scotsman was at his first baseball game.
Because the game was a new experience for him, he sat quietly.

The first batter came up to the plate, took a few swings, then hit a long single/short double. Everyone leapt to their feet and started yelling, Run, man, run!"

This happened two more times, with a long double/short triple and a long triple/possible inside-the-park home run.

The next batter came up and didn't even swing at the first four pitches. The umpire called loudly "Walk" and the batter started a slow trot to first base. The Scotsman, really getting into it now, stood up and screamed "R-R-Run ye bastard, rrrun!"

veryone around him started laughing, so the Scotsdman, extremely confused and embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing his predicament, leaned over and said "He doesn't need to run, he got four balls".

The Scotsman stood back up and yelled "Walk with pride mon, walk with pride!"

STRUT MAN STRUT!!