> > > A Mafia Godfather finds out that his deaf bookkeeper
> has screwed
> him for $10 million bucks.
> > The Godfather had hired the deaf bookkeeper since it
> was assumed
> that he would not be able to hear anything and
> never have to
> testify in court.
> > When the Godfather goes to shakedown the > bookkeeper about his
> missing money, he brings along his attorney, who
> knows sign language.
> > The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the > $10 million bucks
> you embezzled from me?"
> > The attorney, using sign language, asks the > bookkeeper where the
> money is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't
> know what you are
> talking about."
> > The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he > doesn't know what
> you're talking about."
> > That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol,
> puts it to the
> bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: Ask him > again!"
> > The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill > you for sure if
> you don't tell him!"
> > The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! OK! You win! The
> money is in a brown briefcase,
> buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard
> in Queens!"
> > The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he
> say?"
> > The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the > balls to pull the
> trigger"
>

Good, Very good!!!

That wasn't an Irish lawyer was it??

Sounds about right.