Two friends Tom & Jerry were out quail hunting (starting to sound familiar eh) as Jerry spots a bird, he swings, fires and he accidently hits poor Tom (not a lawyer) in the groin with a full load of birdshot making a horrible mess of the poor fellows nether regions.

After months of surgery, medical care and rehabilitation Tom goes back for a follow up visit with his surgeon.

The surgeon asks Tom how he is adapting to his injury.

Tom replies "Bloody awful, I've never been in so many fights and arguments in all my life".

Why's that? asks the surgeon

"Well" says Tom. "I go to the pub have a couple beers, then I go to take a leak. I'm at the urinal and the bloody thing sprays like a garden sprinkler and I piss over the shoes and legs of anyone standing next to me, even the wife makes me sit down like a big girl when I take a leak at home".

"Doc you have just gotta fix this thing it's driving crazy" begs poor Tom

The surgeon says to Tom "well there is little more that I am able to do for you Tom, though I can refer you to a specialist"

"Is this fellow a penis specialist?" asks Tom

"No" says the surgeon "He's a picalo player and he is going to teach you how to hold it!!!"

Whats the new saying

Id rather hunt with Dick Chaney than ride with Ted Kennedy