>Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise
some
>extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.
>
>After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and
>explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio
for
>a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays,
but
>would pay for the whole week.
>
>Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start straight away.
>
>"There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I
have
>to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."
>
>"That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in the
yard
>and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it
with
>hot water."
>
>"What about your husband? asked the model.
>
>"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings,"
>replied Doris.
>
>"Good," said the model. "Now that that's been settled, I'll go to the
>studio and see you tonight."
>
>That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris
prepared
>the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model stepped into the

>bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair.
>
>The model noticed Doris' staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that
it
>is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling swimmer
or
>underclothes.
>
>Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he does not
believe
>her.
>
>"It's true, I tell you!" said Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me,
>tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek
in
>and see for yourself."
>
>The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the
>model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind
her.
>
>Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model's naked

>pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and wearing no panties,
pointed to
>her own hairy mass.
>
>Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.
>
>"Well, do you believe me now?" she asked Fred. "Yes, he replied. "I've
>never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your
skirt
>and show yourself?"
>
>"Just to show you the difference," answered Doris. "But I guess you've
seen
>me millions of times."
>
>"Yes, said Fred, I have - but the rest of the dart team hadn't."