This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.

At first the lady said,


"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I

explained to her that my dogs


are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English

and have no frigging


clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them,

provide them with


housing and medical care.

So she looked in her

policy book to see what it takes

to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.



Darn, this is a great country!

Yousa,now dats de truff!