Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?
A: Slap her.

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q: What's the best thing about fucking homeless girls?
A: When you're done, you can drop 'em off anywhere.

Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and bitch

Q: What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?
A: They dont fucking listen

Q: Why shouldn't women have driver's licenses?
A: There's no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom

Q: What's a homless woman use for a vibrator?
A: Two flies in a bottel

Q: Why did God give women three more brain cells than cows?
A: So they don't shit on the floor while doing the dishes.

Q: Why are KFC and a woman the same?
A: When you're done eating them all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.


Q: What's the useless skin around a vagina called?
A: The woman

Q: What do you do when your womans watch breaks?
A: Nothing there's a clock on the stove.

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing you already done told her twice.

Q: How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
A: Call her on the phone.

Q: What do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf dumband blind girl?
A: Brake her fingers so she cant tell her mom.

Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A: Full

Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! what the Fuck they doing out of the kitchen!?


Q: How are fat bitches and Mo-peds the same?
A: They are both fun to ride, but you don't tell your friends about them.

Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.